everything is in ic gil. don't even tip with actual gil i'm serious lol

be nice! be cordial! even though the bartender can be a bit rude and dismissive, please don't take this as actual aggression towards you. we're all here to have fun.

i'm one person and this place is tiny so if i take a long time to interact with you im sorry. im trying my best to not leave anyone hanging.

no bigotry of any kind.

keep ooc interactions to a minimum.

leave a nice yelp review

i have had an influx of non-student patrons as of late. If anyone asks, say that you're here for a talk. Or something. Please, just don't look suspicious.

any and all payments are final

i request that you speak of this place with discretion as to keep faculty and staff uninformed. (unless they're one of the okay ones. then it's, fine. whatever)

i reserve the right to not make your requested drink for any reason.

NO TOUCHING NO KISSING NO FLIRTING. i have enough to clean up as it is. Hand holding is permitted.

please don't tell the faculty i am begging you please please please please pl

Another World〜I Was Reincarnated into the Warrior of Light, But Everywhere I Turn Is a Cute Girl's (?!?!?) and Now I Can't Focus on Fulfilling My Destiny! - Don Buricco (It's not very good. I do not recommend this.)

*Nym Simplified vol 13 - N'ahgi Moshroca (Genius author. Also very cute and capable. Cannot recommend enough.)

Our Ewer vol. xx - various authors (It's a small magazine full of amateur fiction writing from the Studium student body. It's released every other moon or so, but they sometime forget to publish new volumes.)